The Shit List

The Shit List…where all the people, places and things that dang gum piss me off end up. Whether it be political powerhouse, rival sports team, grungy city or someone who disses the ‘Squatch, this is where you’ll find some of the worst things in existence:

 

  • Hillary Clinton
  • Other tree-hugging spendocrats
  • Working
  • New Jersey Devils
  • OCCC (for soooo many reasons, past and present)
  • SUNY New Paltz
  • Wal-Mart (though it is kind of a love/hate thing)
  • Freaks
  • Pimps
  • Science and Math
  • Jar Jar Binks
  • NFL
  • Pepsi- For discontinuing Holiday Spice Pepsi
  • The traffic in Oneonta
  • People who spend 72 hours on line for a PS3 or Wii
  • Finals
  • Buffet Busters
  • 15-Page Research Papers
  • When the professor for my 8am class cancels the class
  • Harry Osbourne
  • Temp. Agencys
  • Working the 1-10 shift, thus causing me to not see the Simpsons movie
  • Group Presentations
  • 30-page research papers
  • Working until 10 or 11 at night, causing me to miss Rangers games
  • Snow when Im trying to drive home
  • Jerks with 4-wheel drive who tear up the driveway and leave it a muddy mess
  • The writer’s strike. I mean, come on, why the hell did they have to ruin my favorite shows like Colbert and Heroes?
  • Stinky people
  • Local car dealer commercials. I mean, come on guys, at least TRY to act dammit!!!
  • People with weird eyes, like that lady on the Dominos commercial
  • The Geico cavemen. I mean, come on, cavemen are extinct FOR A REASON. They just weren’t funny back in the day, and they sure aint funny now.
  • Hillary Clinton…oh wait, she already tops the list…
  • Titan’s leg giggling…it just disgusts me…
  • The 3 Doors Down video for “Citizen Soldier” that they keep showing at the movies. Im not gonna join the Army…get over it dammit!!!
  • Drunken Montreal Canadians fans
  • Praxis I exam
  • Pittsburgh Penguins
  • Construction crews who start using a jackhammer at 7:30am
  • 8am Finals
  • Edgar the Skunk Ape
  • LAST exam
  • Group presentations due the first week of school
  • Franklin Plaza Ballroom
  • Philadelphia Traffic Cops
  • Luke Wilson for doing all those annoying AT&T commercials
  • The morons who audition on American Idol
  • Jerks who don’t leave you feedback on ebay
  • The Super Bowl
  • Sydney “The Baby” Crosby
  • Massachusetts¬† State Police
  • Batsquatch
  • U.S. Airways
  • Flo
  • Borders
  • Drunken Vancouver Canucks Fans
  • Netflix
  • Missingdiscs.com
  • The NHL and the NHLPA
  • Assassin’s Creed III
  • Lowes
  • Finding Bigfoot

7 comments

  1. psyclops says:

    People with weird eyes are on your shit list, and the cave men are extinct cuz they weren’t funny, hahaha!! My only question is: why Harry Osbourne? was it Spider-Man 3?

  2. Rob says:

    Yeah, I don’t think I liked him in general…in Spidey 2 or 3. Probably didn’t like him in the first movie either.

  3. sabbat7001 says:

    I feel that Jar Jar should not only have been killed during the opening credits of Episode II, he should have been killed BY the opening credits as they scroll up the screen.

  4. sabbath12 says:

    you should of added kool aid man

  5. awesome sis says:

    Who’s Edgar the skunk ape?
    Ugh. I should be studying

  6. BigBadBob says:

    I dunno…you made him up!

  7. Mom B says:

    I think you have to re-update…

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