The Shit List

I decided to bring my Shit List from my old blog over to this one, so I can start adding to it as I get pissed off. In fact, Im making the first new entry for this site right now…the Philadelphia Traffic Cops!

  • Hillary Clinton
  • Other tree-hugging spendocrats
  • Working
  • New Jersey Devils
  • OCCC (for soooo many reasons, past and present)
  • SUNY New Paltz
  • Wal-Mart (though it is kind of a love/hate thing)
  • Freaks
  • Pimps
  • Science and Math (damn the laws of thermo-dynamics)
  • Jar Jar Binks
  • NFL
  • Pepsi- For discontinuing Holiday Spice Pepsi
  • The traffic in Oneonta
  • People who spend 72 hours on line for a PS3 or Wii
  • Finals
  • Buffet Busters
  • 15-Page Research Papers
  • When the professor for my 8am class cancels the class
  • Harry Osbourne
  • Temp. Agencys
  • Working the 1-10 shift, thus causing me to not see the Simpsons movie
  • Group Presentations
  • 30-page research papers
  • Working until 10 or 11 at night, causing me to miss Rangers games
  • Snow when Im trying to drive home
  • Jerks with 4-wheel drive who tear up the driveway and leave it a muddy mess
  • The writer’s strike. I mean, come on, why the hell did they have to ruin my favorte shows like Colbert and Heroes?
  • Stinky people
  • Local car dealer commercials. I mean, come on guys, at least TRY to act dammit!!!
  • People with weird eyes, like that lady on the Dominos commercial
  • The Geico cavemen. I mean, come on, cavemen are extinct FOR A REASON. They just weren’t funny back in the day, and they sure aint funny now.
  • Hillary Clinton…oh wait, she already tops the list…
  • Titan’s leg giggling…it just disgusts me…
  • The 3 Doors Down video for “Citizen Soldier” that they keep showing at the movies. Im not gonna join the Army…get over it dammit!!!
  • Drunken Montreal Canadians fans
  • Praxis I exam
  • Pittsburgh Penguins
  • Construction crews who start using a jackhammer at 7:30am
  • 8am Finals
  • Edgar the Skunk Ape
  • LAST exam
  • Group presentations due the first week of school
  • Franklin Plaza Ballroom
  • Philadelphia Traffic Cops
  • Luke Wilson for doing all those annoying AT&T commercials
  • The morons who audition on American Idol
  • Jerks who don’t leave you feedback on ebay
  • The Super Bowl
  • Sydney “The Baby” Crosby
  • Massachusetts  State Police

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