The Shit List
I decided to bring my Shit List from my old blog over to this one, so I can start adding to it as I get pissed off. In fact, Im making the first new entry for this site right now…the Philadelphia Traffic Cops!
Hillary Clinton
Other tree-hugging spendocrats
Working
New Jersey Devils
OCCC (for soooo many reasons, past and present)
SUNY New Paltz
Wal-Mart (though it is kind of a love/hate thing)
Freaks
Pimps
Science and Math
Jar Jar Binks
NFL
Pepsi- For discontinuing Holiday Spice Pepsi
The traffic in Oneonta
People who spend 72 hours on line for a PS3 or Wii
Finals
Buffet Busters
15-Page Research Papers
When the professor for my 8am class cancels the class
Harry Osbourne
Temp. Agencys
Working the 1-10 shift, thus causing me to not see the Simpsons movie
Group Presentations
30-page research papers
Working until 10 or 11 at night, causing me to miss Rangers games
Snow when Im trying to drive home
Jerks with 4-wheel drive who tear up the driveway and leave it a muddy mess
The writer’s strike. I mean, come on, why the hell did they have to ruin my favorite shows like Colbert and Heroes?
Stinky people
Local car dealer commercials. I mean, come on guys, at least TRY to act dammit!!!
People with weird eyes, like that lady on the Dominos commercial
The Geico cavemen. I mean, come on, cavemen are extinct FOR A REASON. They just weren’t funny back in the day, and they sure aint funny now.
Hillary Clinton…oh wait, she already tops the list…
Titan’s leg giggling…it just disgusts me…
The 3 Doors Down video for “Citizen Soldier” that they keep showing at the movies. Im not gonna join the Army…get over it dammit!!!
Drunken Montreal Canadians fans
Praxis I exam
Pittsburgh Penguins
Construction crews who start using a jackhammer at 7:30am
8am Finals
Edgar the Skunk Ape
LAST exam
Group presentations due the first week of school
Franklin Plaza Ballroom
Philadelphia Traffic Cops
Luke Wilson for doing all those annoying AT&T commercials
The morons who audition on American Idol
Jerks who don’t leave you feedback on ebay
The Super Bowl
Sydney “The Baby” Crosby
Massachusetts State Police
Batsquatch
U.S. Airways
The lady from the Progressive commercials
Sony’s PlayStation Website
Borders
Drunken Vancouver Canucks Fans
Netflix
4 Comments
People with weird eyes are on your shit list, and the cave men are extinct cuz they weren’t funny, hahaha!! My only question is: why Harry Osbourne? was it Spider-Man 3?
Yeah, I don’t think I liked him in general…in Spidey 2 or 3. Probably didn’t like him in the first movie either.
I feel that Jar Jar should not only have been killed during the opening credits of Episode II, he should have been killed BY the opening credits as they scroll up the screen.
you should of added kool aid man