The Love of My Life
Shell has been my girl for the past five years. We recently moved in together last summer, and just got engaged in January. We are planning a June 2010 wedding.
Shell is an HR assistant with a temp agency in Albany. She works the 9-5 while I go through the drudgery of school days and work nights.
What Shell Said
(Back By Popular Demand)
Lately, Michelle has been talking in her sleep. The freaky part is that her eyes are open, and she can interact and have a conversation with me, but she talks about nonsence. I will start documenting what she says here.
-”Im allergic to Subway. You cant keep it in the sun. I cant digest it”
-”You have to have the bars closed on both stores”
-”We have to call the jewelers. I have their application”
-”Im hydrated and you dont even care!!!”
-”Why did you ignore me…before…Im just a girl…”
-”I thought Loki was the dish to go into…he was so thick…”
-”Im wrapped up tightly…like a picnic…”
-”I was thinking about the thing and I think we should let the people stay…the people who dont…just say what you have to say.”
-”Did you have fun looking at the memories?”
-”Where is that thing…the Patriot, its usually on the floor…the thing with all those movies is that there’s always a long line…those people suck…why are you laughing at me?”
-”You usually have it out…the iced tea…”
-”Did I miss anything?”
- 5/30/09- “Why can’t your man just pick a freaking time already?”
One Comment
lol….my husband has caught me talking in my sleep on occasion, but its never been this bad or amusing!