I had just finished playing some games and was getting ready for bed. I woke Shell up and said:
“Are you ready for bed?”
“Uhhhhh”
“Are you ok?”
“I don’t know”
“How do you feel?”
“Good”
“So you feel ok?”
“Mmmm”
“You said you didn’t feel good”
“I didn’t know what they would think”
“Who?”
“The kittens”
“Oh. Were the kittens cute?”
“Yeah”
“You’re sweaty. Is it from the kittens?”
“Mmmmm”
I was in the bedroom reading. Shell was asleep on the couch. All of a sudden I heard her talking. At first I thought she was yelling at one of the cats, but she kept going, and I realized she was still partially asleep. I went out to see her.
“Are you ok babes?”
“Six golden…on me.”
“Golden what?”
“Not Goldmember like Austin Powers.”
“Then what?”
“There was a spider on me. I was one of the six people for the job.”
“Is the spider gone?”
“Yes.”
“Can I get you anything? Some water or something?”
“NOOOO!!!!!!”
I was playing Red Dead Redemption on the chair. Shell was sleeping on the couch. All of a sudden she mumbles something. Note- my text will be in green, hers in pink.
“What did you say?”
“Are there bugs?”
“Huh?”
“Are they bugs or butterflies?”
“Where? Outside?”
“Yes.”
“I think they are butterflies.”
“I don’t think so…”
“Hey babe, you ready to get up?”
“Is mine done?”
“What?”
“Does it have to be done separately then yours?”
“What has to be done? Our taxes?”
“I don’t know, I was babbling. Just leave me be…”
“Come on baby, time to get up.”
“You dont help me up…you just look at me like Im an animal. Or a freak show. Is that all I am to you?”
“Nope.”
“Im just a freak.”
“Sure.”
I was in the bedroom, reading a book. Shell was on the couch, sleeping. Suddenly I heard her mumbling, so I came out. I thought that maybe Loki was attacking her or something.
“Are you alright? Is Loki being feisty?”
“No…its these weights.”
I look at her, and she has two blankets on. I point to them. “These weights?”
“Yeah…they’re too heavy for me…”
And with that she was back to sleep in no time.
Shell was sleeping on the couch, and I was sitting in the chair playing games.
“Woh.”
“What? Are you alright?”
“I thought you were right here.”
“No, Im over here on the chair. Is that ok?”
“Yeah…you’re a ghost.”
“You think Im a ghost?”
“Yeah, or something like a ghost. Mmmmmm…” (falls back asleep)
I was sitting in the chair playing the PS3 while Shell slept on the couch. All of a sudden she wakes up and looks at me.
“Why dont you put a dirty bill over your face.”
“What?”
“Its too bright in here.”
“But you’re the one who lit all the candles.”
“Your mom goes overboard…”
This was a totally different kind of “What Shell Said.” Rather than her mumbling from the couch when I wake her to go to bed, this is the first time she actually did it in the middle of the night, while we were sleeping.
It was about 2am (1:5ish). I awoke because the bedroom light was suddenly on. I look around in confusion, and Shell is kinda standing near the bed, looking at me. I said, “Whats wrong?”
Now I dont remember the exact dialouges since it was 2am, but this is pretty much how it went down.
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