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Movie Review: 9

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9 looked like an interesting movie when I first saw the trailer, but I never got around to seeing it in the theaters. I got it in from Netflix over the weekend, and Shell and I watch it tonight. An hour or so after watching it, and Im still a bit tossed up on it.

9 is about a cloth doll (who closely resembles a “sackboy” from LittleBigPlanet) who awakes in a lab in an apocalyptic wasteland. As he ventures out, he finds a desolate world where other dolls live, as well as machines. As the story progresses, it becomes a similar story to that of Terminator, in that a machine with a superior AI comes online and turns against humans, destroying them all. As the movie progresses, 9 leads the other dolls to revolt destroy the machine.

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What I Got for Christmas

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Heres what I ended up getting for Christmas from everyone. It took me awhile to write this since I just saw my parents and future father-in-law this weekend…

-Games

  • Dragon Age: Origins
  • Beatles Rockband
  • Year subscription to Gamefly

-DVD

  • Watchmen
  • Star Trek
  • Wolverine
  • Street Fighter
  • Simpsons Season 12
  • Cronkite Remembers

-Books

  • Best Little Stories from the Civil War
  • Washington’s War
  • Dark Tower: The Gunslinger Born graphic novel
  • For Cause and Comrades: Why Men Fought in the Civil War
  • Elder Scrolls: The Infernal City
  • Andrew Jackson: American Lion

-Clothes

  • Dress shirt/tie combos
  • Flannel pants (x3)
  • Solid T-shirts
  • Long sleeve shirt
  • Boxers
  • Declaration of Independence tie

-Gift Cards

  • Gamestop
  • Wal-Mart
  • Disney

-Other

  • Gummi Bears
  • Assorted chocolates
  • Gumdrops
  • Gum
  • Cash
  • Toiletries
  • Wine
  • Batteries
  • Scratch-offs

Movie Review: Sherlock Holmes

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After dinner last night, we went to the movies to see Sherlock Holmes. When I first saw the trailer for the movie I was a bit nervous, because it didnt seem like classic Sherlock Holmes, and it appeared to have a lot of action and explosions and what not. So while this did hold true for the movie, it was done in a tasteful way so that the movie was not ruined, but pretty darn awesome.

Robert Downey Jr. plays Sherlock Holmes, a private investigator of sorts living in London. Downey Jr. plays him pretty well in my opinion, showing off the eccentrics of Holmes. In this movie, Holmes is attempting to solve a case involving the supposed resurrection of a  cult leader who had been executed for practicing black magic and performing sacrifices on young women. Downey Jr. portrays Holmes as a genius, but still shows his quirks, which are a bit more “out there” in this movie, but it helps the film rather than ruining it. Like classic Holmes, Downey Jr. spends the movie attempting to solve a case using his insanely amazing analytical, reasoning, and deducing skills. Its a treat to sit there and listen to him blurt out how this crime was committed and how this person did that.

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Movie Review: The Specials

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I was going through my Netflix instant queue on the PS3 to find a movie to watch. I had added the movie The Specials, which looked like a spoof on super hero/X-Men movies (since one of the guys looks basically like a broke-ass Nightcrawler). So I gave the movie a go to see how it was. I was pretty disappointed.

So the movie is about a group of super heroes called “The Specials.” As the name implies, they are not the brightest heroes of the bunch, and in a world where there are several super hero teams, they are the last. The movie is not really a direct spoof on any particular heroes or storyline, but on heroes in general. The leader of the group is an arrogant jerk who thinks he is best, but soon finds his team falling apart. Other members include a lady who can talk to demons, a super strong retard, a girl who has “bird powers” (she lays eggs), and more. Eventually the team dissolves due to various conflicts (including an affair between members, selling out to a action figure company, one member leaving to join the more popular team, etc.), and in the end they reunite and learn that they really are heroes, regardless of how lame they are.

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How I Spent My Saturday

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Shell went to a friends house today, so I was on my own for the afternoon and night. I kept quite busy during this time. Heres what I did (in no particular order):

  • Watched Simpsons Season 11
  • Watched Boondock Saints off the PS3(never saw it before…was a really great film)
  • Worked on my portfolio
  • Played WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2010
  • Played Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2
  • Did three loads of laundry (mine, Shell’s, and the linens)
  • Took out all the garbage and recyclables
  • Read some of The Life of Johnny Reb
  • Talked to my mom and sister on the phone

So yeah, I got quite a bit done. I like to do some little chores around the house when Im home alone so that I dont get accused of playing games the entire time, so I break up my relaxing time with more productive things. Today was a good day to just unwind and relax. I enjoyed my day off.

Movie Review: GI Joe: Rise of Cobra

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I was never a fan of the GI Joe cartoon show or toys growing up. I don’t know why…I think I just liked other things. Regardless, because of this, I watched GI Joe with having no expectations. Well actually just one…I didn’t want it to be corny or lame. While the movie was not lame, it had some corny moments that I did not particularly enjoy, and I will admit I was a bit nervous and skeptical.

My nervousness kicked in early, as the first scene of the movie takes place in France in the 1600s. While I was not a fan of the TV series, I still knew the more popular characters, and I quickly recognized the mask of Destro. I was a bit concerned by this because I didn’t want to see some kind of immortal-like figure that’s been plotting revenge for centuries. My fears were put away to a degree later on when I saw that it was instead his great-great-great-great grandson instead, but I still felt it was kind of weird for his family to be holding a grudge this long.
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How I Spent My Veteran’s Day

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Here’s a list of the things I actually accomplished today:

  • Got up at 6am
  • Fooled around on the internet
  • Played Dragon Age: Origins
  • Watched GI Joe
  • Wrote up my resume
  • Watched Simpsons Season 11
  • Created a family/wedding web site
  • Watched Simpsons Season 11
  • Ate dinner
  • Cleaned up around the house
  • Played Dragon Age: Origins

All in all it was a pretty sweet day. I accomplished quite a bit today. Creating the website took a few hours, but Im pretty happy with it so far.

Review: Netflix on the PS3

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I received the disc from Netflix yesterday. When placed in the PS3, the disc allows me to access Netflix streaming video services, which is pretty sweet. I mean, its nothing new, as I could always do it on my laptop. But the quality on the laptop was horrible, where it would sometimes lag, skip, or buffer, and the sound was not the greatest either. I dont know if it was my laptop or what (I assume it was, stupid piece of junk) but when I heard that I would be able to do the same from my PS3, and thus be able to watch these videos on my TV rather than the laptop, I couldnt wait.

The minute I got the disc in the house, I loaded up the PS3 and got ready to check it out. First I had to verify my account, so once I got the Netflix program going on the PS3, it generated a random code that I had to enter on Netflix’s website from my laptop. Once that was done, I was ready to go. What I actually get is two different things. First, my entire queue of instant movies and shows is loaded up on the PS3, and I can choose what I want to watch. Secondly, I am able to browse the “top 100″ instant videos for different categories such as comedy, horror, and tv series.

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PS3 Netflx Disc on the Way

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I got an email from Netflix today informing me that the disc for use in the PS3 is shipping today, meaning I’ll get it tomorrow. This is awesome…Ive been waiting to get my hands on this. The disc will allow me to access my Netflix queue from my PS3, so I can then watch any of the instant movies or TV shows on my TV through the PS3.

I used the instant streaming on my laptop a few times, but I wasnt a fan. My laptop isnt the best, so it was kind of lame. Worse off was the sound…it was just horrible. I look forward to being able to plop down on the couch, fire up the PS3, and watch a movie or TV show within minutes.

Ryan Reynolds = Nathan Drake for Uncharted Movie

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So I was thinking this morning as I played the Uncharted 2 demo for a bit. If they make an Uncharted movie (which I think is actually in the works somewhere), who would play Nathan Drake. But as I thought about it, a person came into my mind, and I said “he has the look and the wit…I think he would be good.” Im talking about Ryan Reynolds. Now I was not a fan of his portrayal of Deadpool in the Wolverine movie (well, I liked his Wade character, but I didnt like what the movie did to Deadpool in the end, but thats not really Reynold’s fault), but I like him in general. So below is a pic of Nathan Drake and a pic of Ryan Reynolds. I think its good chemistry.

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Yup, this would work well, and I would be one happy pappy.

Movie Review: Observe and Report

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I wanted to see this movie since I first heard about it. I love Seth Rogen and think he’s pretty hilarious. However, I was kind of nervous because the premise of the movie sounded weird, and I tend to really hate Anna Faris. So I waited for the DVD release to rent the movie, so that I didn’t waste the cash in theater.

The movie is about Ronnie (Rogen), the head of mall security. He has a thing for the girl at the make-up counter (Faris), and is pretty much in love with her. One day a “pervert” begins harassing women outside the mall by flashing them and saying dirty things to them. Ronnie becomes obsessed with finding this guy and taking him down, and only gets more intense when Feris’ character is one of the girls who are flashed.

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Movie Review: Glory

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I rented this movie for several reasons. First, its about the Civil War, which I have recently gotten into. Secondly, it’s a video my teacher shows in his class, so I wanted to see it before its in the class. Third, it had an all-star cast, with Matthew Broderick, Morgan Freeman, Cary Elwes, Denzel Washington, and others. Lastly, Im a historical nerd and love history movies in general.

The movie is based on the true story of Robert Shaw (Broderick), who was a young Boston man who was commissioned to lead a regiment of African Americans during the Civil War. He spends over a year going through many hardships such as training a people he didn’t fully understand and working for a government who was prejudiced against the regiment. The regiment got no combat time and was under-supplied, not being given a uniform or even shoes.

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Movie Review: The Wrestler

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I used to love wrestling (the then-WWF) back in the day when I was in high school. It eventually got lame and I stopped following it, though I will occasionally pop it on from time to time to see who is still around and whatnot. Anywho, I wanted to see this movie not only because I liked wrestling, but also because I heard some good things about it.

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The movie is about a washed-up, veteran wrestler (Mickey Rourke) who is coming upon the 20th anniversary of his huge title match at MSG. He is still able to wrestle at the amateur/local level, and thus is a bit broke. His family life is no better…he lives alone in a trailer, and has a estranged daughter who hates his guts because he ran out on her when she was little. He is also chasing a stripper (Marisa Tomei- who I was surprised to see decided to truly play a stripper and prance around naked), trying to get her to fall in love with him. He even temporarily gives up on wrestling to become a deli clerk, which was pretty funny.

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Movie Review: Adventureland

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Why did I rent this movie from Netflix? One reason…it is loosely based on the theme park of my childhood. Thats right. There is a real Adventureland, and its on Long Island, where I grew up. We went there many times a year…with family while my parents were at work, with friends for birthday parties and the like, and with groups like Boy Scouts. It was a great place, with some good rides and a great arcade. I especially loved these bumper boats they had. The best was that often they would run out of gasoline in the middle of play, so you would be just sitting there getting bumped, and when everyone else went back after the round, one of the attendents had to come out and drag you back. The haunted house was also pretty crazy, and I remember it being my Dad’s favorite as well. It was a great park, and I have lots of memories of it. But I digress.

The movie is about a guy who just graduates college. He has plans for a European summer vacation, and then to go to a high end grad school. All these hopes are smashed when his father receives a demotion at work, and his parents cannot afford to send him to either place. Thus, he takes it upon himself to get a summer job, and the only place he can get one is as an attendent at Adventureland (which is set in Pittsburgh for the movie for some reason.) Once there, he meets a girl he likes, but then the rest of the movie is filled with all sorts of drama, love triangles, and broken hearts aplenty.

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Movie Review: Race to Witch Mountain

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Sure, its meant to be a kids movie. Its made by Disney, has some young kids getting into trouble. My real interest in it is from the star: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. I have loved pretty much every movie Johnson ever did (aside from Scorpion King). He made a big leap from wrestling to the movies, and he did a damn good job. He has proven to be one of the best actors today, and he is one of the few who dont piss me off. Like Hogan, he moved from the squared circle to the professional film circuit, but unlike Hulk he did a damn good job, and is not as corny. So I rent the movie for him.

The movie is a remake of an older movie, and based on a book. Basically, some kids are being hunted by federal agents because they are not kids, but aliens from another planet. Johnson’s character is a taxi driver who picks them up (not knowing they are aliens since they look like normal kids) and the adventure is born as he helps them evade capture. The point of it all is to get to Witch Mountain, where the kids spaceship is being held at a secret underground military base, so that they can blast off back to their home planet.

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Movie Review: Inglourious Basterds

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I was super excited to see Inglourious Basterds. First off, I love Quentin Tarantino. Secondly, I love WWII. Thirdly, I love killing Nazis. Thus, there was no way I was not going to see the movie in theaters. Shell did not want to see it, and I had no one else to go with. So yesterday I went to the theater on my lonesome to see the movie. It wasnt the first time I went by myself…I had seen Cloverfield by myself also for the same reasons listed above. But I digress.

As can be seen by the commercial/trailer, the movie is about a group of guys killing Nazis. Brad Pitt’s character is in charge of a secret group that are dropped into Nazi-occupied France in 1941, before the storming of Normandy. His mission is to attack Nazi soldiers through guerilla warfare, and use such brutality that it shakes the Nazi soldiers, and it does. Stories of their attacks spread through the Nazi forces, and they become legends.

However, I was a bit disappointed in the lack of Nazi killing. The movie is promoted by this insuiation that there will be a hell of a lot of brutal Nazi killing, but there really isnt as much as you would expect. Instead, there is a story of revenge, as a young French woman plans to blow up her movie theater in order to kill a bunch of Nazis. At the same time, the Basterds (so-named by the Nazi soldiers) are at the same theater in an attempt to assassinate Hitler. So by the end of the movie, there are these two forces trying to accomplish the same goal, and the rest is historically inaccurate.

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Movie Review: Gran Torino

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This movie has been on my Netflix queue since it released. I finally got it this weekend after waiting at least a month. Its gotten lots of rave reviews and what not, and thats basically why I wanted to see it. I was never a huge Clint Eastwood fan, but based on the buzz I was hearing, I had to see it.

The movie is about a recent widower (Clint Eastwood) who is now living alone at home. His house happens to be in a community where different ethnicities have moved in over the recent years, and he is one of the last “white” people around. He is a very bitter man, and the movie is chock full of racial slurs. I couldnt help myself but laugh as Eastwood, a very crabby old man who doesnt give a hell about what anyone thinks, tells it like it is, making racial comments to everyone from Asians to Africans and from Irish to Italians. I dont think any race is left untouched in this movie.

But the movie isnt meant to be a funny movie, despite my constant laughter. It turns out to be a much deeper movie as he slowly becomes attached to one of the ethnic families, and begins to see them as his family. He also has to compete with the gangs that are having an effect on the families in the neighborhood. It was a pretty good movie, and I definitely enjoyed it. I would recommend it, so long as you can take his character’s constant slurs, and plenty of gang violence.

Movie Review:Fido

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Ive been meaning to watch this movie for a long time. Its been kicking around on my Netflix instant queue for a few months now, and I finally got around to watching it today. Its a pretty ridiculously awesome semi-zombie flick.

The basic premise of the movie is that a radioactive incident causes all of the dead humans to rise up from the grave and go on the hunt for human flesh. Enter the Zombie War: a period of time in which humans attempted to fight back. In the end, they built cities which were protected by a company called ZomCom. The problem was that the radiation is still present, so once a person dies, he or she will be a zombie soon afterwards. To combat this problem, ZomCom developed a special collar which controls zombies. So rather than killing the zombies within these gated communities, ZomCom turned them into manual laborers. Thus zombies fill in all kinds of jobs, from custodians to newspaper deliverers, and people own zombies to help with household chores, much as American plantation owners used to do with slaves.

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RIP John Hughes

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So John Hughes passed away today. Feels strange that only a week ago I was writing about how cool the character of Ferris Bueller was…

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Maybe we, as a country, can finally get over Michael Jackson. Here is a guy who made some GREAT movies which are a large part of American culture. He made some great classics, and I loved most of them, including:

  • Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
  • Home Alone
  • Breakfast Club
  • National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
  • Weird Science

…and a bunch of others as well, but Im just mentioning the stuff I loved. Now, I did find out something interesting about him, after reading up on his work on IMDB. Apparently, he went by the pen-name Edmund Dantes for several films, kind of like Stephen King as Richard Bachman.

But regardless, RIP Mr. Hughes. You were definitely one of the definitive American filmwriters, and Im sure you will be missed.

Movie Review- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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There isnt really a point to reviewing the movie. If you are a fan of the books or the movies, its a must-see. If you have not seen or read any other part of the series, dont bother seeing it because you will be totally lost. But thats just common sense.

The movie follows the book to a degree, but I highly recommend reading the book first. The movie either skips quite a few things or does a poor job in explaining them. But then again, how can you cram all the stuff from the book into a 2 1/2 hour movie? The answer is, you cant. Which is why there are going to be eight movies from the seven books.

A lot of the story was missing from the movie, which I assume will be carried over into the next movie. The biggest thing is that the book went into a lot more detail not only on Tom Riddle (Voldemort), but Riddle’s family. The other thing missing was more Fenrir. He’s a freakin WEREWOLF for gosh sake, and the movie plays him off as simply another Death Eater wizard. I’ll say it again…hes not a wizard, he a WEREWOLF, and a bloody nasty one at that. He was totally pushed to the side in the movie, which I am most displeased with.

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But the worst tragedy the movie did was seriously tone down the ending. In the book, there is a HUGE battle at Hogwarts. Death Eaters and the students are doing battle, people are dying, Fenrir is eating human flesh…its magnificent. But the movie…it just ends so horribly. Rather than a huge battle as part of the war, its more of an assassination plot, with the Death Eaters quickly making their way to #$%^ (no spoilers here) with no resistance, killing him, and then running away. So lame.

So like I said, if you’re a fan of the series, then see the movie. If you’re not, stop being a moron and check it out from the beginning. While it was originally a childrens book, the series takes on a serious, mature setting which can be enjoyed by adults as well.