So I’ve never made it a secret that I hate Crosby, as I have complained about him in the past. However, after my last post about him winning the gold medal, I realized he never made my Shit List. Well, I just remedied that. So in writing that last post, I really had a blast finding awesome images on Crosby online, and I decided to devote this post to the various reasons I hate him. Mind you, some of these images will be repetitive from past posts, but most will be new.
- He’s a baby- probably my most-used pic of him. I just love his stupid little face as he is probably whining because someone just called him Cindy, or because someone pushed him a little too hard, and he skinned his widdle knee
But here is a new pic of him being a baby:
- He’s a freak- I mean, come on, who the hell sleeps with the Stanley Cup?! Is he really that lonely that the cold, hard metal is comforting to him? Or maybe he just needs reassurance. Or maybe he is kinky and likes metal objects up his…
- He sucks- the shirt says it all
- He thinks he’s God’s gift to the ladies- the problem with him being so highly praised is that he didn’t take it well, and it all went to his head. He believes that he is hot shit, and can do whatever the hell he wants. I mean, just look at this pic…you don’t see other NHL players walking around topless. He’s like Tiger Woods- he thinks he’s the best in the business and can get away with anything…I just hope his miss’ beats him up!
- He is a cheap player- sure, he has some hockey skills, but one thing he does well is taking dives. Nothing annoys me more than when a player tries to ham it up in order to draw a penalty, and the fact that Wonder Boy does it makes me hate him even more.
- He’s pug-ugly- not even a professional artist doing his portrait can make him look good
I’m sure I will make a sequel to this the next time Crosby really pisses me off. I hope you enjoyed seeing what an utter failure of a human he is.
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I never knew how much you hated him! I like the pic that just says “ughly” w/ an arrow
I love any pic that makes fun of that deuche
you guys are the biggest idiots to ever watch the NHL. It is so obvious that sidney crosby is the best, most skillfull hockey player in the world. The only reason you hate him, is because you dont like his personality, and you can’t stand the fact that he’s the best hockey player you’ve ever seen.
If you think he is the best player in the NHL, then you clearly don’t follow the NHL. ‘Nuff said.
What a well present thought provoking argument. You are an IDIOT!
Yeah, anyone who thinks that Crosby is the best player in the NHL is an idiot.
Hate him all you want. It won’t make a difference. No matter how many pictures and comments you post he’ll still be wealthy and successful and you’ll still be a whiny bitch on the internet. Enjoy your pathetic life, loser.
Go Crosby
http://www.crosbysucks.com/
i agree with all you said but i would have to add that he’s a lier.crosby on ovechkin hiting him: i dont like it personally but thats him. ovechkin on the same inncident what can i say about crosby?he’s a good player but he talks to much, i play hard and if he wants to hit me he can. ovi’s right crosby hit him not vice versa(if you dont believe me check out youtube) GO OVECHKIN GO!
Yup, he’s a liar and a diver.