So let me tell you about how ridiculous Continental Airlines is.
So we went to Albany Airport. We were going to Newark, to get a connecting flight to Vegas. So I get up to the first checkpoint, and I give th security dude my boarding pass and ID. He checks the ID, and he checks on the boarding pass. He then marks it off, and lets me go on.
So I go to the second security checkpoint, which is the metal detector. I walk through, and hand my boarding pass to the guy there. He looks at it, and shouts “BACK UP! WRONG BOARDING PASS!!!” Im like, “what do you mean?!” Hes like, “BACK UP NOW!!!” Im like “whats the problem?” Hes like “BACK UP!!!!” So then I look down, and I see that its the boarding pass from Newark to Vegas, not the one from Albany to Newark. Now Shell had gone ahead of me, and she was looking at me like “what the heck is going on?” So I say to the guy, “she has the other boarding pass. Just get it from her.” All he said was, “BACK UP!!!”
So I finally go back and I have to yell to Shell, “I need the other boarding pass. Get it from my bag. Its in the back pocket.” So Shell goes to get my bag, but two other security guards rush over and say, “We’ll get it.” They then begin to search my bag, and while Shell is trying to tell them where it is, they ignore her. They finally get it out, and I go back on line for the metal detector. When I get through to the jerk, I say, “look, this is the one that the guy over there marked. Its not my fault he marked the wrong one.” He just looked at me, and motioned for the guy behind me to come through.
I just dont think that it was worth all this shouting and being ridiculous. It was insane.
So then we are waiting for the plane to arrive. Eventually it is over an hour late. We are getting nervous, because we still have to catch the connecting flight. So then the crew comes around the waiting area, and gives some people a blue tag to put on their suitcases, because they had to get a smaller plane with smaller overhead compartments. So they gave Shell one, and not me, so I assumed that mine was small enough. But sure enough, we go to finally board the plane, and this guy tells me that my suitcase is too big and that I have to get a blue tag. So I had to wait for a blue tag, and Im like “why didnt they give it to me when they gave out everyone elses?”
So we got the Newark in time, and also had time to grab lunch. So we get to the boarding area, and they start boarding on time. So everyone is in the plane and ready to rock, but we arent getting ready to take off or anything. Finally, almost an hour later, the captain comes on the speakers and says, “well, Im ready, the plane is ready, but we have to wait for catering.” I guess this was the beverage cart and first-class meals. Jerks. So we finally go.
Now this was a horrible plane ride. It was over 5 hours long. This particular plane had no TV, so there was no movie or TV to watch. Also, they gave us one beverage in the beginning, and thats it. They didnt even give out a bag of freakin’ peanuts.
This was the worst flight ever. Continental is ridiculous. I will never, EVER fly with them again.
‘Nuff said.